the j's and the calvinator

So far, my snap-a-day resolution is rather anemic.  Today I thought of it at lunchtime and captured this:  a table for two tots.

This last week has found me pondering just how, in fact, an ink pen stain comes to be on a toilet lid.  Along with toothpaste.  Hmm.  Several things wrong with that scenario.  I think this child might have had something to do with it:

Above he is pictured with this genius idea:  "Can you help me move this counter? I want to put it in a different spot."

 

He was also found repeatedly asking for a "pet chick-munk" over and over, asking how old he has to be before he can get one.  And he has an odd aspiration:  "I hope sometime I can be fat. [and when I began to correct him, he said]  ...yeah!  Because I want my friends to laugh at me."

 

Some of his colorful Kindergarten artwork.  They do these "storybook pages" at school, narrating a scene.

While singing P-I-Z-Z-A to the B-I-N-G-O tune, he writes, "I went to the library.  We read a book!  It was awesome!"

 

And above, "I have a Christmas tree in my room.  It glows up at night."

 

 And finally. . . just what every proud parents wants to see come home from their kid's creative and industrious day away at school:

I'll let you interpret that one yourself...the very graphic picture explains further if you're having trouble.